Rules
Humor
Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
A farmer was plagued with city folks trespassing on his land
without permission. He put up a sign to keep them off. It read:
"No Trespassing. Survivors Will Be Prosecuted."
More than 100 years ago the following were Rules at the Mt.
Holyoke Seminary for Girls in Massachusetts:
1. No young lady shall become a member of this school who
cannot kindle a fire, mash potatoes, or repeat the multiplication
table.
2. No cosmetics, perfumeries or fancy soap will be allowed.
3. Every member shall walk a mile a day unless a freshet, an
earthquake, or some other calamity prevents.
4. No student shall tarry before the mirror more than three
consecutive minutes.
5. No student shall devote more than one hour each week to
miscellaneous reading. The Atlantic Monthly, Shakespeare, Scott's
novels, Robinson Crusoe, and immoral works are strictly
forbidden. The Bible, the Boston Recorder, Missionary Herald, and
Washington's Farewell Address are recommended for light reading.
6. No young lady is expected to have gentlemen acquaintances
unless they are returned missionaries or agent of some benevolent
society.
First heard this in 1939 at Mt. Holyoke
without permission. He put up a sign to keep them off. It read:
"No Trespassing. Survivors Will Be Prosecuted."
More than 100 years ago the following were Rules at the Mt.
Holyoke Seminary for Girls in Massachusetts:
1. No young lady shall become a member of this school who
cannot kindle a fire, mash potatoes, or repeat the multiplication
table.
2. No cosmetics, perfumeries or fancy soap will be allowed.
3. Every member shall walk a mile a day unless a freshet, an
earthquake, or some other calamity prevents.
4. No student shall tarry before the mirror more than three
consecutive minutes.
5. No student shall devote more than one hour each week to
miscellaneous reading. The Atlantic Monthly, Shakespeare, Scott's
novels, Robinson Crusoe, and immoral works are strictly
forbidden. The Bible, the Boston Recorder, Missionary Herald, and
Washington's Farewell Address are recommended for light reading.
6. No young lady is expected to have gentlemen acquaintances
unless they are returned missionaries or agent of some benevolent
society.
First heard this in 1939 at Mt. Holyoke

