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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
A woman inquired of a Methodist minister if he would baptize
her dog. He replied, with as much dignity as he could muster,
that baptism was for people not animals.
The woman went on, "I would be glad to give you $100 for
baptizing my dog."
"Madam," he inquired, "Was your dog born a Methodist?"
Raymond F. Balcomb
Vance Packard reported that he saw on a Chicago billboard this
message; "Now you can borrow enough to get completely out of
debt."
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A man needed $100 right away. In desperation he wrote a letter
to God explaining his situation. It arrived at the Dead Letter
office since it was addressed only to "God." The employee who
opened it was so moved by the man's need that he passed the hat
among his PO colleagues. They raised $75 and put it in an
envelope mailed to this man, care of General Delivery. The man
got the letter, opened it, counted the money, and then scribbled
off another letter addressed to God. When the PO employees opened
the second letter, it said: "Dear God, the money arrived $25
short. Please make up the difference, but don't send it through
the Post Office because it is full of thieves."
Clarence Forsberg
her dog. He replied, with as much dignity as he could muster,
that baptism was for people not animals.
The woman went on, "I would be glad to give you $100 for
baptizing my dog."
"Madam," he inquired, "Was your dog born a Methodist?"
Raymond F. Balcomb
Vance Packard reported that he saw on a Chicago billboard this
message; "Now you can borrow enough to get completely out of
debt."
66
A man needed $100 right away. In desperation he wrote a letter
to God explaining his situation. It arrived at the Dead Letter
office since it was addressed only to "God." The employee who
opened it was so moved by the man's need that he passed the hat
among his PO colleagues. They raised $75 and put it in an
envelope mailed to this man, care of General Delivery. The man
got the letter, opened it, counted the money, and then scribbled
off another letter addressed to God. When the PO employees opened
the second letter, it said: "Dear God, the money arrived $25
short. Please make up the difference, but don't send it through
the Post Office because it is full of thieves."
Clarence Forsberg

