Medicine And Medical
Humor
Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
Medical terminology for the layperson:
Artery -- the study of fine paintings
Barium -- what you do when CPR fails
Caesarean Section -- a district in the city of Rome
Colic -- a sheep dog
Coma -- a punctuation mark
Congenital -- friendly
Dilate -- to live a long time
Fester -- quicker
G.I. Series -- baseball games between teams of soldiers
Grippe -- a suitcase
Hangnail -- a coat hook
Medical staff -- a doctor's cane
Minor operation -- digging for coal
Morbid -- a higher offer
Nitrate -- lower than the day rate
Node -- was aware of
Organic -- musical
Outpatient -- a person who has fainted
Post-operative -- a letter carrier
Protein -- in favor of young people
Secretion -- hiding anything
Tablet -- a small table
Tumor -- an extra pair
Varicose veins -- veins which are very close together
Author unknown (I think I know why)
Artery -- the study of fine paintings
Barium -- what you do when CPR fails
Caesarean Section -- a district in the city of Rome
Colic -- a sheep dog
Coma -- a punctuation mark
Congenital -- friendly
Dilate -- to live a long time
Fester -- quicker
G.I. Series -- baseball games between teams of soldiers
Grippe -- a suitcase
Hangnail -- a coat hook
Medical staff -- a doctor's cane
Minor operation -- digging for coal
Morbid -- a higher offer
Nitrate -- lower than the day rate
Node -- was aware of
Organic -- musical
Outpatient -- a person who has fainted
Post-operative -- a letter carrier
Protein -- in favor of young people
Secretion -- hiding anything
Tablet -- a small table
Tumor -- an extra pair
Varicose veins -- veins which are very close together
Author unknown (I think I know why)

