Dogs
Humor
Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
There was the youngster who claimed to have the smartest dog
ever. "All I have to say to the dog," the boy explained, "is 'are
you coming or aren't you?' And he either comes or he doesn't."
A little boy looked with longing at his friend's dog, and
said, "I want a dog for Christmas, but my folks say I can't have
one."
"You didn't ask right," his friend advised. "Ask for a baby
brother. Then you'll get the dog."
The Baptist Record
The old hunter had just bought a new retriever. He took the
dog out for a trial. When a flock of geese went over, he shot one
and it fell in the water. He told the dog, "Go get him, Wilbur."
And Wilbur took off right over the top of the water, grabbed the
goose and brought it back. Later the amazed hunter decided to
show off his water-walking dog. He invited a friend to go hunting
the next day. Another flock of geese flew over and the hunter
brought one down. Again Wilbur trotted across the water and
retrieved it. "Did you notice anything unusual about my dog?" the
hunter asked proudly. "Yeah," replied his friend, "he can't
swim."
American Opinion
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ever. "All I have to say to the dog," the boy explained, "is 'are
you coming or aren't you?' And he either comes or he doesn't."
A little boy looked with longing at his friend's dog, and
said, "I want a dog for Christmas, but my folks say I can't have
one."
"You didn't ask right," his friend advised. "Ask for a baby
brother. Then you'll get the dog."
The Baptist Record
The old hunter had just bought a new retriever. He took the
dog out for a trial. When a flock of geese went over, he shot one
and it fell in the water. He told the dog, "Go get him, Wilbur."
And Wilbur took off right over the top of the water, grabbed the
goose and brought it back. Later the amazed hunter decided to
show off his water-walking dog. He invited a friend to go hunting
the next day. Another flock of geese flew over and the hunter
brought one down. Again Wilbur trotted across the water and
retrieved it. "Did you notice anything unusual about my dog?" the
hunter asked proudly. "Yeah," replied his friend, "he can't
swim."
American Opinion
39

