Lectionary Tales for the Pulpit
A fellow is standing at a bar, just looking at his drink. For a solid half-hour, he just stares at it. Suddenly, a big trouble-making truck driver steps up next to him, takes the drink and chugs it down. The poor schlemiel starts crying.
The truck driver says, "Come on, man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see a man cry."
"You don't understand," says the first fellow. "This day is the worst day of my life. First, I slept through the alarm this morning and got into the office late. My boss fired me on the spot.