A man prospered and purchased...
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A man prospered and purchased a small cabin cruiser. After a few times out, he discovered he really liked boating and began to take his family and friends out on the water every weekend. Since it was his boat and he did most of the piloting, he bought a captain's hat and soon he was called "captain" by his family and friends.
That is, all except his mother. She was not much for going out on the water, but her son implored her, saying that she would be perfectly safe in the hands of a "sea captain" like him. To which, his mother replied, "Son, I know, according to your family, you are a sea captain and, according to your friends, you are a sea captain, but, according to sea captains, are you a sea captain?" Do not trust in these deceptive words, "This is the Temple of the Lord ..."
That is, all except his mother. She was not much for going out on the water, but her son implored her, saying that she would be perfectly safe in the hands of a "sea captain" like him. To which, his mother replied, "Son, I know, according to your family, you are a sea captain and, according to your friends, you are a sea captain, but, according to sea captains, are you a sea captain?" Do not trust in these deceptive words, "This is the Temple of the Lord ..."
