A man was driving along...
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A man was driving along a country road late one afternoon and his car just died. While looking under the hood a horse came up to a fence nearby and said, "It sounded to me like you were running out of gas, maybe you should check the gas filter." Alarmed that a horse had just spoken to him the man runs down the road to the first farmhouse. "Let me understand this," said the farmer, "you say that a horse spoke to you? Was this a big gray horse?"
"Yes," said the man.
"Well," said the farmer, "I wouldn't pay attention to what he says. He doesn't know anything about cars."
"Yes," said the man.
"Well," said the farmer, "I wouldn't pay attention to what he says. He doesn't know anything about cars."
