Here are some announcements that...
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Here are some announcements that actually appeared in church worship bulletins.
* "This being Easter, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."
* "Thursday night pot luck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."
* "This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends."
* "Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers' Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study."
* "At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice."
Words are so easily confused, misused -- and sometimes abused! There are words, words, and words -- and then there is the Word. "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God ... And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us." Jesus is the Word we can build our lives on; the Word we can live by; the Word we can trust."
* "This being Easter, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."
* "Thursday night pot luck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."
* "This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends."
* "Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers' Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study."
* "At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice."
Words are so easily confused, misused -- and sometimes abused! There are words, words, and words -- and then there is the Word. "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God ... And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us." Jesus is the Word we can build our lives on; the Word we can live by; the Word we can trust."
