Two brothers were arguing over...
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Two brothers were arguing over how the younger brother, a Bible toting, church going Christian, always misused the older brother who had no church affiliation. Said the older to the younger, "You are always taking advantage of me, and I, like a dummy, always allow you to do it! Well, this time I won't be advancing you money because you haven't paid back the last loan! You can't use my car because the last three times you brought it back it had dents and nicks all over a newly painted body! You can't borrow the suit I just bought because you tore the seat and ripped the arm of the last good one I lent you! And you can't wear my brand new watch because my prized Timex, which I had for ten priceless years, took your licking and didn't come back ticking!" Said the younger to the older, "Well, my brother, I understand your concern, but Jesus said you should turn the other cheek." Said the older to the younger, "I might not have a church home and I might not read scripture, but I got sense enough to know that when Jesus said, 'Turn the other cheek,' he meant turn one, and not the other three." -- Stewart
