One day, a teacher, a...
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One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all died and went to heaven. Saint Peter is there and was having a bad day since heaven was getting crowded. When they got to the gate, Saint Peter said that there would be a test to get into heaven: They each would have to answer a single question.
To the teacher, he said, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg and sank with over half its passengers and was the worst disaster in maritime history?"
The teacher thought for a second and then replied: "That would be the Titanic, right?" Saint Peter waved him through.
Saint Peter turned to the garbage collector, and, figuring that heaven didn't really need all the stink that this guy would bring into heaven, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
The garbage man guessed: "1,513."
"That happens to be right; go ahead."
Saint Peter then turned to the lawyer and said, "Name them."
A funny story, but far from the truth. Jesus went to prepare a place for all who will accept him.
To the teacher, he said, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg and sank with over half its passengers and was the worst disaster in maritime history?"
The teacher thought for a second and then replied: "That would be the Titanic, right?" Saint Peter waved him through.
Saint Peter turned to the garbage collector, and, figuring that heaven didn't really need all the stink that this guy would bring into heaven, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
The garbage man guessed: "1,513."
"That happens to be right; go ahead."
Saint Peter then turned to the lawyer and said, "Name them."
A funny story, but far from the truth. Jesus went to prepare a place for all who will accept him.
