Emphasis Preaching Journal

A husband and wife died at the same time and each parted for different destinations. She went to heaven and immediately called her husband on the telephone. "How do you like it down there?" "Fine," replied the husband. "all we have to do is wear a red suit with horns and once in a while shovel coal on the fire. Tell me, how is it up there?" "My goodness," answered the wife, "we have to get up at four in the morning and gather the stars. Then we have to haul in the moon and hang out the sun. And we roll clouds around all day long."