Christian living in the last days
While waiting in the convenience store check-out line, my eyes went to the ever-present tabloid headlines. I noted that Elvis had made another appearance. This time he'd fathered triplets by a rather attractive young woman who, I suspect, was thankful for a way to explain an unexpected pregnancy. I could not help but wonder at how much more fertile Elvis had become since his death. Another headline claimed that after being spirited away on a space craft, a South Dakota couple had returned to earth with a message calling the world to be better stewards of whales and elephants.